where i get pwnd.

today when i picked up El from preschool, she told me the dog people came and taught her about what dogs eat. i said "What do dogs eat, El?"
"Dog food." with this look of "duh, mom.".

she's only 3 and it's already begun.

Summer Vacation 2008

So far on this vacation I have:

-seen a baby beluga whale (they are not white)
-nursed in public all over chi-town and it's suburbs
-gotten a wee(a lot) drunk while watching knights joust at Medieval Times
-argued with my mother 57483296524893 times
-cried 574895749368399 times
-txted my inappropriate crushes 5478265857849320729 times
-gotten my SIL hooked on Lush products
-overspent at Sephora (but ooooooh my new eyeshadow is so dead sexy)
-overspent on stuffed animals for the mon-chi-chis

I am ready to come home now, though.